An Iowa State Trooper stops at a farm in rural Iowa and talks with an old
Farmer. He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs."
The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there".
The Trooper turns red and verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the
authority of the State of Iowa with me."
Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the Officer proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge?!!
"This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, ON ANY LAND, no questions asked, or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?? Do YOU understand?!!?"
The old Farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old
Farmer hears loud screams, and sees the Trooper running for his life and
close behind is the Farmer's bull. With every step, the bull is gaining
on the Trooper. The Trooper is clearly terrified.
The old Farmer immediately throws down his tool's and runs to the fence, yelling at the top of his lungs..... "YOUR BADGE !! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!
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