Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Jay Leno has a monologue called "Tiger playing the 19th hole.." This is not going to die down for a while.




As the Tiger Woods story continues to evolve and escalate (see: his apology), a handful of women who aren't named Mrs. Woods have come into the fray claiming they've had affairs with the golf great. It can be quite confusing -- so many mistresses, so little time -- so PopEater took the time to break down each alleged Tiger poacher and the stories swirling around them. Let's start with the newest name after the jump ... From Left to Right Above.

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Who: Kalika Moquin
Occupation: Vegas Nightclub Marketing Manager
Age: Unknown
Alleged Length of Affair: 'Months'
How She 'Knew' Tiger: According to Life & Style, Moquin has "quietly been seeing Tiger for months." While Moquin refrained from commenting on the story, saying "it's not appropriate," an insider told Life & Style that she and Woods "hooked up a bunch of times," and that Tiger told her "he wasn't happy in his marriage or his home life." The magazine reports the two hooked up as recently as Oct. 23, when Woods was in Las Vegas.

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Who: Rachel Uchitel
Occupation: Club promoter
Age: 34
Alleged Length of Affair: No timetable
How She 'Knew' Tiger: Though she's denied all reports of a fling with Tiger, Rachel Uchitel was the first and most prominent woman in the mix (aside from Tiger's wife Elin). Days before the car crash, the National Enquirer linked Uchitel to Tiger, with a source saying that Uchitel bragged about their trysts. Also, according to RadarOnline, Woods paid for Uchitel to meet him in Australia this month -- a trip she recently claimed was mere coincidence.

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Who: Jaimee Grubbs
Occupation: Cocktail Waitress / Reality Star
Age: 24
Alleged Length of Affair: 31 months
How She 'Knew' Tiger: In a massive Us Weekly exclusive, Grubbs -- who was recently on VH1's 'Tool Academy' -- claims that she and Tiger had at least 20 sexual encounters, though she didn't divulge exactly what that means. Even worse for the golf great, she claims to have voicemails and text messages that will only bolster her claims of an affair. Us even has one of the voicemails, in which Tiger tells Grubbs: ""I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

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Who: Elin Nordegren
Occupation: Model, Tiger Woods' Wife
Age: 29
How She 'Knew' Tiger: Elin and Tiger have been married since 2004, and up until last week, led a relatively quiet life despite Tiger's massive fame. Since the Enquirer reports and subsequent car crash drama, Elin has yet to speak out publicly about the Tiger situation or the status of their marriage. We're guessing she's sitting back and waiting for the storm to die down, and then she will assess the situation along with Tiger.

We just hope it winds up happier and nicer than the last few days have played out.
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THE JAY LENO SHOW FROM THIS STORY:

http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/episodes/?apl=true#vid=1180772

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