to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
THREE -Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
FOUR -All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
FIVE -If all is not lost, where is it?
SIX -It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
SEVEN -Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
EIGHT - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
NINE -It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
TEN -Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
ELEVEN -If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
TWELVE -When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
THIRTEEN -It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
FOURTEEN -The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
FIFTEEN -These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
SIXTEEN -UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT AND DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
FD: the last one is the reason I started a blog.
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