How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got ourwhole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burnedout bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not upto code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people fromthe dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one moreperimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of thesituation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off thewalls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking lightbulb.'
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a littlecircle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. Bythe time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the realquestion is:
'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and amassage?'
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN,
THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF!
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