Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on computer.
They had been going on for days. an frankly God was getting tired of all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said "That's it!!!! I've had enough. I'm going to set up a contest that will run for two hours and I will judge from the results who is the better computer user.
Satan and Jesus sat down at their keyboards and off they went.
They moused and faxed.
They emailed.
They instant messaged each other.
They tweeted Rush Limbaugh.
They emailed with attachments.
They downloaded and uploaded.
They converted RGB files to CMYK files.
Word docs to PDFs.
Created labels.
They really got with it.
A thunder-storm blew in and knocked out the lights.
Satan screamed and cussed and jumpped up and down.
Jesus got up and stretched and got a drink of water.
When the lights came back on Satan had nothing on his screen.
Jesus got busy printing out results of the contest.
Satan screamed "It's not fair.
Why does Jesus have something to show? He must have cheated."
"No" said God calmly. "Jesus saves,"
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